One always finds shortcomings in one's quizzes, the minute after clicking "submit."

I think if you gave them fewer options, it might give more useful info. Such as:

At the feast, your table is served a well-roasted and fully prepared chicken, but the head and feet are still on (fully sanitized.) Do you:

* Eat the parts of the chicken you normally do (or none, if you're vegetarian).
* Feel ill and don't eat any normal parts of the chicken.
* Fell very ill and have to leave the table.