Funny stories about school and children

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I ran across a link today to the story of the Christmas Spiders, one of the funniest things ever published on the straight dope message board.
Swallow. Set down your drink. Consider whether or not you should wait until you get home to read this (I should have, I think I just gave my self an aneurism trying to not laugh out loud in my cubicle). Click anyway.

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other straight dope poster to read

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1) Sauron _I stood next to the Emperor of the World at McDonald's!_ http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=152737
Scylla _How to kill evil Nazi Groundhogs_ http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=15906
Sampiro's _Ask the White Male Black Lesbian_ is quite funny, but you need the context of his family to it to be really funny
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=530526

and this one _No shit I'm pissed off, you took away my 'don't get pissed' pills!_ http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=509068

Here's a good Sampiro's family thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=420580