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In the dark ages, how would Crystal die?  You would die of natural causes, at the ripe old age of 30.
Hah, they don't know nothin'. If I'd lived even a hundred years ago I would have died of acute appendicitis when I was 14.

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<lj-cut text="I'd like to know more about you, a meme gakked from "> 
QUESTIONS
If you are on my friends list, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we never talk, if you're more of a lurker, or if we already know everything about each other.

BE HONEST! Answer the questions in a comment, then repost on your own journal if you like.

Are you currently in a serious relationship?
What was your dream growing up?
What talent do you wish you had?
If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Favorite vegetable?
What was the last book you read?
What zodiac sign are you?
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Worst Habit?
If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
What is your favorite sport?
Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Tell me one weird fact about you.
Do you have any pets?
What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
What was your first impression of me?
Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
What color eyes do you have?
Ever been arrested?
White or red wine?
If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
What's your favorite place to hang at?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Do you swear a lot?
Biggest pet peeve?
In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Do you believe in God?

 

Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? </lj-cut>

[personal profile] gurdymonkey
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ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): CoCo Pickup
GANGSTA NAME (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite kind of shoe): MintChip Reebok
HIPPY NAME (what you ate for breakfast, favorite tree): CornBread Redwood
SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Ann Anaheim
STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Larcr
SUPERHERO NAME (favorite color, favorite drink): Purple DietCoke
NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers/grandmothers): Edwin George / Martha Dorothy
STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): TeaRose DarkChocolate
TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (Your 4th grade teacher’s last name, a city that starts with the same letter): Terry
Tehachapi -- there's an alpha list of CA cities here, http://www.beachcalifornia.com/city_county.html
SPY NAME (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Spring Iris
CARTOON NAME (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Apple Jeans
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Adding the meme rules:

Guidelines:
1. Post three links to humor you have found on the web which have made you laugh. Even better if they made you laugh so hard you had trouble breathing.
2. Each should have a description -- no naked links!
3. Post a link to the specific journal entry where you got this meme/game -- this will let readers follow the link-chain to get even more fun sites.
4. Ideally, your own entry should not be friends-locked.

My choices:

1. Things my Girlfriend and I have argued about. An English man and a German woman hold each other responible for the sin of thier nations.
2. Sauron's I stood next to the Emperor of the World at McDonald's! thread on the Straight Dope Message Board. Regisiter as a guest, and search for posts by Master Wang-ka, Scylla or Sampiro.
3. Another Straight Dope gem, Funny things said during love making/intimate moments... 

see here for more

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